

A few days ago we returned to crisp, cool mountainous Sana'a from a beach called Bir Ali in the south of Yemen. Like i mentioned before, at the end of Ramadan there is a big holiday (like Christmas x5 days) to celebrate the end of the holy month--called Eid. Chase and i decided to go along with Hana and Soo Rae (Chase's co-workers, our friends) to the beach...and Soo Rae's Yemeni friend Khalid came along too. We rented a car to drive the 8-12 (several estimates combined...) hours there instead of flying for one hour and driving for one hour. Honestly i thought the idea of driving through a country where you have to have travel permission from the government and where tourists are supposedly a "target" (getting pretty sick of that word), and half of the way would be through mountains (I may or may not have outgrown carsickness)...where bathrooms are holes in the ground and digestive systems might not make it 12 hours without misbehaving. Not to mention how the only cars available to rent were stick and Chase is the only one of us who could drive--meaning we had one possible driver. However, driving was much cheaper, a bigger adventure, and the decision was not mine to make really... I had my reservations, but as it turns out, the drive wasn't so bad and we made it there and back safely without complication.
The night before we left we had lots of errands to run and snacks to buy, so after dinner (still Ramadan, nothing was open BEFORE dinner) we walked to the car place and picked up our new wheels. Soo Rae and Hana decided it would be a good idea to test Chase's driving skills in the city and that it would be convenient to drive ourselves to the grocery store. I guess if you haven't visited a Middle Eastern country, driving in a city sounds like no big deal. HA. driving in the Middle East is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. It's kind of like driving in America...minus the lanes, stop signs, obedience to traffic lights, using your horn only in emergencies, and ....sanity. Wherever you can fit your car is a good "lane" to be in and honking is better than any turn signal or traffic law...in fact I'm not really sure if there ARE traffic laws. The only saving grace of driving last week was that it was the very end of Ramadan and therefore a totally ridiculous amount of cars on the road so there were extra traffic police and no possibility of driving over 20 miles per hour (except measured in kilometers, but i dont know the conversion) at any point on any road. At least we were going slowly. Once we got on the road, we remembered that driving is pretty fun! We could go anywhere and stop anywhere without paying someone! We went to YALI (official YCMES business of Soo Rae), we ate at Hot and Crispy (mmm greasy fast food and 7 kinds of fries), we stopped and bought snorkels (by stopping, i mean Soo Rae and i got out in the middle of the road because we saw the sports store and we weren't moving anyway), and then we bought tons of junk food and put them right in our very own trunk and drove away!! All the while, Chase proved his ability to drive carefully and safely, and most importantly to remain calm and develop a honking reflex. Soo Rae did not and she was banned from the front seat for freaking out.
As we were shopping, we realized that none of us had packed and that we were planning to leave in like 4 hours. Woops! I freaked out a little about the idea of chase driving on few hours of sleep...finally, we went home and packed and went to sleep after deciding to leave later in the morning.


At around 8 AM the next day we shoved everything in the trunk of our Mitsubishi Lancer (barely), picked up Khalid, and headed out on the Yemeni road. In the pictures is Chase driving with his kufiyya on and Me, Hana, and Soo Rae misbehaving in the back seat. I decided to borrow a balto and cover my head for the drive through more remote areas because i thought it would minimize the tourist appearance....but it didnt last long after we left the mountains because it was tooooo hot. The car had air conditioning, but it didnt work well and was not worth wasting gas so we drove the whole way with the windows down. It wasn't long before i passed out and never REALLY woke up for the rest of the day. I'm sure the drive was very exciting, but i didn't see a lot of it. Mostly, i woke up to eat cookies (chips ahoy rainbow chips deluxe, deeeelicious) and Lays potato chips (yemeni stores are full of surprises) and go to bathroom on the side of the road once. Soo Rae convinced us that peeing on the side of the road would be infinitely cleaner than any bathroom we could find at any gas station, hospital, restaurant, or house we stopped at along the way.
The picture is of me learning how to pee outside. Good thing i don't leave home in Yemen without "charmin to go". Maybe THATS why no Yemeni car is without a box of tissues. What can i say, potty talk is totally proper in Yemen. When i did wake up, it usually looked like there should be dinosaurs walking around because apparently much of southern Yemen is volcanic. There were several times where we had to stop for donkeys, camels, goats, etc crossing the road.Also, the fun part about road trips here is that on the main roads through the country (few and far between) there are dozens of check points-- in some places every kilometer. At first, this sounded really scary to me. We are driving
through a country with check points? are we in post WWII germany? or present day Iraq? Is Yemen a war zone??? Naw. I dont actually know the REAL reason for check points, but an educated assumption leads me to speculate that it is to control the flow of people through the country and prevent incidents...and of course to protect the VIP tourists. I've heard that they are really closely coordinated and when you reach one check point they call ahead to the next to let them know you're coming. This is also part of the reason that you need travel permission-- so the government can keep tabs on who is traveling and make sure they are safe. We brought 60 copies of our travel permission, and handed one to each checkpoint as we were asked for it. This probably would have taken hours, except we were lucky enough to have Khalid along to make friends with the checkpoints in true Yemeni fashion (everyone is BFFs right away) and convince them that we should keep going. Sometimes they thought he was our tour guide or translator which was probably offensive to Hana and SooRae who speak fluent Arabic, and Hana who has Yemeni citizenship (and family here, though she grew up in California) I'm still not sure why we needed permission and escorts or what could really happen but then again i don't really want to imagine--believing in your safey seems to be half the battle anyway. I liked knowing that there were people with big guns who knew where we were and were looking out for our safety. It was also nice to be able to follow someone who knew where they were and not worry about directions. Or to have someone driving and honking ahead of us going down a mountain on switchback roads like in the picture on the right.
I especially liked when the people with big guns were driving ahead of us and literally looking out in front of our vehicle for our safety. Sometimes we had a police escort...and sometimes (i guess in the more remote areas?) we had a big military vehicle complete with mounted machine gun and AK-47 carrying soldiers. I say this lightly because in Yemen (even in the capital) AK-47's and camouflaged police of some kind (there are several-- blue cammo, green cammo, brown and yellow cow/banana cammo) are commonplace. I don't really believe in guns, and i really don't like being around them, but here it's not a big deal and it's nothing unusual. I think I can be so casual about AK-47s because I really do feel like the guards that stand on every corner of the capital at some government building or embassy are on my side. They don't bother foreigners because i guess we don't look threatening. Anyway, all of our various escorts (they switched off a lot) were as nice as they could be. At one check-point on the way home Khalid asked the guy in charge of the particular checkpoint if we needed to give the escort some gat or money or anything...and the guy replied very nicely (translated to me from hana) something like "nope, what is important is just that you make it there safely" awww.
Twelve hours in the car, millions of checkpoints (or like 20), several escorts, a package of cookies, 3 bags of chips, and 2 pee stops later.... we arrived to a very dark beach. Someone forgot to warn Chase and I that we were actually going camping. I mean, we knew we weren't going to a high rise condo in Destin, but what we weren't exactly told was that there was no electricity and that we would be living totally outdoors for the next 3 days. We heard that we were sleeping in "huts" on beds made of some kind of woven mat, but we didn't know that they would be unenclosed huts that were literally made from mud, or that the only light we would have at night was a little gas lamp that the workers brought out to us after dark. (except for one night when there were enough guests that they turned on the electricity) We got out of the car, were shown to the beach...we saw a shoe box looking building and some nice loungy looking beach chars....and Chase and i wondered to eachother where exactly our "hut" was....until we were informed that it was the shoe box thing. Hmmm. Ok, we're camping. We can do this. THATS why this is $10 a night. Very tired, and in pitch black dark night after living on chips and cookies for a day, i wasn't exactly excited to be there and we couldn't see the beautiful beach for motivation. Its also really difficult to use the hole in the ground potty in the dark....
The property is owned by a nice old man named Abu Bakr, and he had the cooks make us dinner and tea. They also provided us with ice cold bottled water. The dinner was good-- rice, bread, mushekkel (mixed vegetables, kind of like soup or stew), salad of fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, cabbage with lime juice on it, and um...a freshly caught filleted fish complete with head and scales. Good thing i really like mushekkel. After dinner we discovered that the option of sleeping in the mud shelter was eliminated by ants and huge sand crabs with free reign of the beach and everything on it, so we put our foam pads on the chairs above the ground and went to sleep.
The next morning i woke up at 7 something very sweaty/ already wet from the humidity to scorching hot morning sun. I also woke up to our first view of the beautiful white sand, crystal clear turquoise water, and cloudless blue sky of the unspoiled and nearly uninhabited beach...except i thought might enjoy it later after i slept a few more hours in the shade.




top left: the first view of the beach and water. top right: the shoe box hut we didnt sleep in. bottom right: surprisingly comfortable, though slightly sandy bed! bottom left: our rented Mitsubishi Lancer
below: the hut and the little white box is the bathroom and shower it had two "stalls" with the wonderful hole in the ground toilet (why anyone would actually invent a ceramic piece with foot holds and a drain/hole to put in the ground is still beyond me...but when you gotta go and you're in yemen, you gotta use a hole sometimes) on top is the tank that holds the water and there were two outdoor showers on each side. Inside there was also a shower that was kind of over the toilet, or at least the toilet served as the drain.


When we finally got up, we washed our faces and brushed our teeth in the outdoor shower and got ready to go swimming. Of course, i forgot my swimsuit in my 10 minutes of packing...but fortunately i borrowed Soo Rae's top and swam in shorts which i was going to do anyway. The beach was secluded enough (like we were the only humans besides workers and our military friends who stayed in sight) so w
e could wear swimsuits.Later when more Yemenis came, women in baltos and niqabs swam in the water with their children and husbands in ...baltos and niqabs. I dont really have a problem with the all of the totally covered Yemeni women in the streets in the city---but swimming fully clothed in the ocean??? I just cant really imagine why that is necessary. Wouldn't it be dangerous to swim with fabric covering everything but your eyes? It was probably wrong to take this picture (its not even mine) much less put it on the internet, but lets call it anthropological. I could see how it would be ridiculous for niqabi women to wear swim suits, but i just found the idea of swimming like this really strange. It is now added to my mental research on how i feel about veiling--i'll let you know when its complete.
You should all (especially my brother and mom)be very proud of me for swimming and snorkeling in the ocean. When we go to destin, I get to be very clean and lazy on the beach and in the pool, but this time actually swimming in salt water was the cleaner option. Very close to the beach was rocks and coral with a lot of fish and other sea life. These big crabs (that could eat a whole bucket of Destin sand crabs)came to shore in big groups several times a day.

The water was very warm and calm, much like swimming in a pool. We were sort of in a cove so the waves were pretty weak especially a little way away from the shore. The sand was pure white like Destin, but softer like flour instead of sugar. In addition to the sand crabs there were also hermit crabs all over the beach. Little bitty ones. No jellyfish, but poor Hana hit her foot on the wrong rock with a sea urchin on it and got five little spines stuck in her foot. It was rather painful, and when they couldn't be easily tweezed out, Khalid convinced her that the solution was to put her foot in hot oil and water to loosen them. It didn't work, but later that night a doctor at a clinic in Bir Ali (5 minutes away) came with some
real tools and medicine to do surgery---in the dark, by lantern and flashlight. It was quite the sight, but i think it was successful so she lived.We spent three nights there, and somehow we thought that eating the provided food that cost $4 a meal would be too expensive...so we brought non perishable foods like raamen and sandwich materials and twix. By sandwich materials i mean peanut butter, honey, nutella, and jam....no such thing as lunch meat here and i miss it dearly. I take that back, you CAN buy canned turkey and i've heard that there is sliced turkey....but i've never had any. Though it was really exciting when we were at the grocery store and we bought sliced bread--which i hadnt seen in like 6 weeks. It gave new validity to "the greatest thing since sliced bread" since i couldnt think of anything better at the moment. We've been told continuously that you can find anything (except pork and booze) here...if you know where to look.
Anyway, so at night when we were too hungry to wait for dinner or were making our own dinner we used a little gas burner that Khalid brought and a pot and a kettle to make raamen and instant coffee (which i am now so addicted to that i'm drinking it as i write, its this delicious packet with coffee, creamer, and sugar all in one and it tastes delish)



Another night we were served dinner (same old rice, vegetables, salad and fish) on a mat on the beach and afterward we were joined by three french men who work at the french embassy and live close to us in Sana'a-- Soo Rae actually kind o
f knew one of them. Then we were joined by more Yemenis and we had a nice conversation (in English) while we smoked shisha (a hookah). Leave it to Hana and her shisha to start a party :) Then, after much effort and at our request, the Yemenis started a fire on the beach. By then my face was too sunburnt to enjoy it, though.One day we were taken on a small fishing boat with a motor to an island that isn't good for anything but awesome snorkeling or getting pooped on by a lot of birds (as Soo Rae did). It is totally uninhabited so the coral surrounding it was pretty undisturbed. When the boat dropped us off in the middle of the dark water a little bit away from the island i was a little bit scared. I happen to be sort of afraid of sea life, and i prefer that the water I'm swimming in not be inhabited by fish. However, i sucked it up because it was either jump in the water with my friends or stay in the boat with some Yemenis who would try to talk to me in Arabic (that game is getting old, time for Arabic classes!!) Anyway, i wanted to snorkel...the water was nice and warm and i cant remember if I've ever seen so much coral and fish.
The most exciting part was when i saw my childhood favorite fish (what? i had a lot of aquariums)some enormous moorish idols. When we had enough snorkeling because our cheap Yemen-purchased masks broke, we made our way to the shore where the Yemeni's that brought us were chewing gat (surprise!) and smoking Hana's shisha. While Chase and Khalid climbed to the top of the sort of mountain/hill on the Island, the girls stayed behind in the shallow warm water...dodging two little sting rays.The other exciting event of Bir Ali was our trip to see this volcano with a lake in its crater? It was about as bizarre as it sounds. We were planning to do this the morning that we were supposed to leave to drive back to Sana'a, so we got up early instead of going back to sleep when the blazing sun woke us up. However, when we tried to leave we had to wake up our military escort friends with the machine gun and wait for them to transform themselves from skirt and tshirt wearing Yemeni men into camouflaged soldiers. They told us (so i hear, usually i am lost in these Arabic conversations) that they would take us to the volcano (5 minutes down the road) AFTER they had their breakfast...which was not being cooked yet.
Of course something that we learned quickly about getting places in Yemen is that it is likely to take about 3 hours longer than you're told or expected. We didnt have 3 hours to waste since we were trying to start the 12 hour drive back to Sana'a, so Soo Rae and her stubbornness marched right up to the military guys and convinced them that it wouldnt take more than an hour and they would certainly get their breakfast when we come back. It was probably difficult because it was like the second or third day of eid and their arguement was that they didn't want to "fast" anymore because Ramadan is over. Soo Rae won (she usually does) and they led us to the volcano.We thought we were in for a hike up the mountain, but when we arrived we were told to park the Lancer and get into the back of the truck, ya know, under the machine gun, so the truck could drive us to the top. al-Hamdulillah no hiking! This event was still a little bit awkward because since we were at the beach i just decided to put on a little t-shirt and roll up my jeans for the hike, but instead i ended up in a truck full of Yemenis fee
ling rather scantily dressed. oops!
Once we got to the top we saw a big green lake. Its strange in the pictures because it just looks like a normal lake because you cant really see how strange it feels to be on top of a mountain looking down at a lake? The picture above on the left was taken by Soo Rae who climbed all the way to the top, but I couldn't fit the whole thing in one picture, even with the wide angle lens feature. I have no information on how or why this happened, so i guess it will just remain mysterious. The picture to the right is the guards and Soo Rae, Chase, and I-- which guards insisted we take.
Everyone we know in Yemen has a picture with an AK-47. The guards thought it would be funny if we took pictures with the machine gun that, as far as we know, is fully loaded and ready to use. I didn't touch it.When we made it back down the mountain and back to camp, we packed the car with clothes and probably some sand, showered (over the hole in the ground toilet, but it was the cleanest i had felt in days, funny how that works),and made scrambled eggs for breakfast. Then it was back in the car for another 12 hours to get home. I left Bir Ali very proud of myself for getting dirty, sleeping outside, and swimming in the ocean. After i showered over the potty, Soo Rae told me that i grew a lot on this trip. Haha, its probably true.
And finally, here are some pictures that didnt fit in to my story.

Beautiful Beach Chase and Khalid chewing gat on the beach
Our little camp
Chase and I in the sunset
trying to take a picture of how burnt my face was, but i guess you cant tellsunset over the water and the mountains

The End.
next: 3 week old kittens (theres one of my keyboard right now :) ), the Movenpick, a trip to the giant new mosque, and a Yemeni wedding.





















